Because Jesus Would Have Preferred Plastic Sandals

Smurfette Takes Control

Oh no! Smurfette has camel toe.

Creating Fears of Unsanitary and Unsightly Things is Good Parenting

'Cause I Depend on Me

You Need This Because You Will Still be Afraid of the Dark When You are Dead

All of the Fashionable Bank Robbers are Wearing the Buffont Hood This Season

Vintage Lillian Vernon Fan Alert

David Leibowitz forwarded this Huffigton Post article about the most ridiculous products in Sky Mall. Fans of Lillian Vernon may like this too!