Because Jesus Would Have Preferred Plastic Sandals

Smurfette Takes Control

Oh no! Smurfette has camel toe.

Creating Fears of Unsanitary and Unsightly Things is Good Parenting

'Cause I Depend on Me

You Need This Because You Will Still be Afraid of the Dark When You are Dead

All of the Fashionable Bank Robbers are Wearing the Buffont Hood This Season

Vintage Lillian Vernon Fan Alert

David Leibowitz forwarded this Huffigton Post article about the most ridiculous products in Sky Mall. Fans of Lillian Vernon may like this too!

That Cracked, Cushioned Toilet Seat Should be Fixed With a Do-It-Yourself Kit

Braces for Crooked Toes

Bandana Hyperbole

Hair Ball Tiara

No More Sore-Bottom Bingo

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Boobs Are the New Safe

Sometimes You Need to Read While Heating Your Head

The Wonderbra for Men

A Purse Snatcher's Worst Enemy

Don't Let Back Fat Put You in a Bind

Because Flip Flops Are Scary

Put Your Lips Together and Blow

To Tame Hair in Hard to Reach Places

It's Not a Whore's Bath

We Mock What We Don't Understand

Jill Lanphear alerted me to the Mad TV spoofs of the Lillan Vernon catalog.

It's Really About Back Support for the Blue Man Group

It's a Hair Do